Which stocks to invest in 2025: The no-nonsense guide
Infos | Free publication | 16 Aug 2025
Infos | Free publication | 16 Aug 2025
Hey there, future Warren Buffetts! So, you want to make some money on the stock market this year? Perfect, let's break it all down together, without all the financial jargon from the suits.
Before even looking at a single company, let's talk geography. Seriously, investing in a country is like choosing your in-laws: it's better to take a good look before committing!
Secteurs à Fuir (Sauf si Vous Aimez les Montagnes Russes Descendantes).
Sectors subsidized to death: Renewable energies, for example. Yes, it's trendy, it's green, it looks good on Instagram, BUT... The day the subsidy taps are turned off (and that always happens), it's guaranteed to crash and burn. History is full of examples of technology bubbles that burst when public subsidies disappeared.
Pharmaceutical research: Another sector that is heavily subsidized by public funds. Not to mention the enormous regulatory risks: if a drug is rejected by the authorities, billions go up in smoke.
Traditional banks: You might as well invest in phone booths! Between neo-banks stealing their customers with ridiculous fees and stricter regulations, it's not looking good.
Technology (but not just any technology):
L'industrie 4.0 :
Personal services: With an aging population, everything related to services for seniors has a bright future.
Revenue: This is the foundation! A growing company is a company that sells more. Look at the trend over 3-5 years, not just the last quarter.
Market capitalization: This tells you whether the stock is already overvalued or if there is still room for growth. A small market cap can skyrocket, while a large one is more stable but less exciting.
Earnings per share (EPS): The king of indicators! If it's rising steadily, that's a good sign. If it's yo-yoing, dig deeper to find out why.
P/E ratio (Price to Earnings): If it's too high compared to the sector, you may be paying too much for your entry ticket.
Do you buy your iPhone at full price on release day or wait for sales? We're team “permanent Black Friday”!
The contrarian strategy: When everyone else is selling in panic, we buy. When everyone else is buying in euphoria, we sell. It's counterintuitive, but that's where the real gains are made.
ETFs are like buying a basket of fruit that contains rotten apples. Since the COVID crisis and trade wars, globalism has taken a beating, and this is reflected in ETFs.
The locomotive syndrome: In an ETF, you have 3-4 companies pulling the whole train, and 50 others dragging their feet. The result? Your overall performance is weighed down by the dead weight.
Our philosophy: We prefer to create our own ETF! We select our gems one by one, like a Pokémon card collector who only keeps the holographic ones.
The 5% rule: Never invest more than 5% of your capital in a single stock. Even if you are 200% sure, Murphy's Law is always lurking around the corner.
At Yippee-Ki-Yay, we accept that we are neither vampires nor immortal! We are not going to wait until we are 80 years old to enjoy our earnings. We want movement, action, and returns over a maximum of 3-5 years.
L'Intelligence Artificielle (mais pas que ChatGPT) :
The Energy Transition (Cost-Effective Version): Please note, we are not talking about subsidised solar panels! Our aim is to:
Food of the Future:
Persistent inflation:
If inflation remains high, avoid indebted companies like the plague.
Geopolitical tensions:
US-China trade war, tensions in Europe... Favour local or geographically diversified companies.
Tech bubble:
If everyone is talking about a tech stock, it may be time to sell!
The herd mentality: ‘Everyone is buying Tesla, so I will too!’ Bad idea. When everyone is doing the same thing, it's often time to do the opposite.
Emotional attachment: Your favourite stock has lost 30% of its value? Sell! Love and the stock market don't mix.
Lack of patience: Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was your fortune. Even with volatility, you have to let time do its work.
News addiction: Following the stock market minute by minute is the best way to make a mess of things. Once a day is more than enough.
Fear:
Your stock has fallen 10% and you're panicking? That's normal, but this is when you need to be rational. Ask yourself: have the fundamentals changed?
Greed:
Your stock has risen 50% and you want even more? Be careful when you land! No one has ever lost money by taking their profits.
Impatience:
The worst flaw in the stock market. If you're looking for quick gains, go to the casino—at least it's more honest!
Investing in the stock market in 2025 is like learning to drive: it's stressful at first, but then it becomes second nature. The important thing is to start small, learn from your mistakes, and never invest your rent money!
At Yippee-Ki-Yay, we firmly believe that with the right methods and a little patience (not too much, though), anyone can build up a small fortune.
So, are you ready to join our team of treasure hunters? The adventure begins now!
Article written by the Yippee-Ki-Yay team – Your partner for smart and profitable investments.